Dominican Paisa Chancleta

• If you were ever spanked with a "Chancleta Samurai" (seen in the picture at the right, the darker ones) you get 100 paisa points for each time.
• If you own or owned a "Chancleta Samurai" you get 1000 paisa points fo each pair you ever owned.
• If you ever broke your chancletas and you used and hot rod to poke holes in order to saw it back together... you ge 5000 paisa points.
• If you a proficient in the technique of chancleta throwing and you can hit a US president from 1000 yard... you get 5000 paisa points
• If you bought a knock-off "Chancleta Samurai", you know, the cheaper version of the original (seen on the right the lighter color chancleta)... you get 1000 paisa points per pair.
• If you ever went to the store wearing your chancletas, you get 1500 paisa points
• If while wearing your chancletas to the store, you also wore rollers on your head and a hair net... you get 2000 extra paisa points
• If you ask your family from Dominican Republic to send you a pair of "chancletas" or "calisos" (thongs) because the ones they sell in "La Duarte" are better... you get 5000 paisa points.
• If you ever rode your bike wearing chancletas... you get 500 paisa points
• If you had two pairs of chancleta, one to walk inside the house and the other one for quick runs to the store, you get another 1500 paisa points
• If you ever used your heavy "Chancletas Samurai" as weights to work out, you get 100 paisa points
• If you ever used your chancleta as a doorstop... 1000 paisa points
• If took off you chancletas to mop the floor and put them on top of the bed with the soles pointing up... 500 paisa points
• If you used your chancletas to kill a roach...100 paisa points
• If you ever borrowed a chancleta to kill a roach...500 paisa points
• If you threw your chancleta to kill a roach from far away... 1000 paisa points
• If you used your chancleta to bring down mangoes or oranges or coconuts... 500 paisa points
• If you know that you cannot bring coconuts down with a chancleta... 1000 paisa points
• If you ever thought that "Chancletas Samurai" are actually worn by Samurais... 1000 paisa points
• If you just found out that "Chancletas Samurai" are not actually worn by Samurais... 5000 paisa points and 500 dumb points