Paisa in Denial

This is how Domincans come from the beach.

• If you ride a motorcycle with chacletas (slippers) you get... 5000 paisa points (500 if it is a bicycle)


• If you are a man and you wear Daisy Dukes in public you get ... 85,000 paisa points
  
• If you do not wear a shirt while riding your motorcycle you get... 6000 paisa points


• If your lady has to hold on to your "lonjas" ... you get 50,000 paisa points