Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Paisa Singer

  • If you play the acordion, you get 5000 paisa points
  • If your stage name is "Fefita la Grande" you get 5000 paisa points
  • If you wear a belly dancer belt, you get 1000 paisa points
  • If you wear a locomotive conductor hat, you get 1000 paisa points
  • If you expose the bra you bought at a store called "Loco-loco", you get 8000 paisa points
  • If you have a tatoo on your belly that looks like it was done using a paper-mate pen and a kitchen knife, you get 2000 paisa points
  • If you take a promotional picture sitting on the lawn in front of an appartment building, you get 1000 paisa points
  • If you shave your eyebrows and then paint them with a marker with a lighter color, you get 1000 paisa points and 10,000 cholo and ghetto points
  • If you look at this picture and you wonder if the outfit was bought at "La Perrona", "Loco-loco", "Sederias California" or "K-momo" you get 5000 paisa points
  • If you own a CD by "Fefita La Grande", you get 5000 paisa points
  • If you look at this picture and you suddenly feel the urge to play your many CD's by "Fefita la Grande" or you think that iTunes should have more "Fefita" you get 1000 paisa points and you get to be the cyber paisa of the day.
  • If this is you in the picture and you are thinking "Que buena estoy!" (Darn, I look good!)
  • Finally, if you use a picture of "Fefita" as a chrismas card.... you get 15,000 paisa points and make me wonder what other paisa tricks you have up your sleeve

2 comments:

F. O. Bodden said...

Wonder what's going through her mind! He, he, he!!!

The Durans said...

Diablo fefita!! Que jeba!!! That was hillarious honey! Love u!! XOXO