- If you use burned car oil to make your skin darker... 2000 paisa points
- If you use palm leaves to make your tribal skirt... 5000 paisa points
- If your weapon is a stick from a broom that your mother needs right now to clean the house... 3000 paisa points
- If at the end of the day your mother will beat you with a "Samurai" brand slipper for acting dumb and getting your picture taken doing so... 1000 paisa points and 5000 retarded points.
Are you someone that still dressed or acts like you live in your motherland? Do you know someone that acts like they live in the motherland? Do you make your own gadgets instead of spending a few dollars for that gadget? Paisa's are all around us and sometimes within us. Here we appraise paisa situations. This is just to point the obvious and it is done in clean fun, without the intention to harm or offend anyone.
Friday, November 28, 2008
Paisa Costume
Dominican Paisa Bus
- If you fit 20 people in a van that was designed for 12...2000 paisa points
- If you use your van as a public transportation bus... 4000 paisa points
- If you use a "cobrador," a person who collects the fare for you... 1000 paisa points
- If the cobrador rides with most of his body outside the van... 7000 paisa points
- If you ride on this van ... 10,000 paisa points
- If you are sitting in the front, between the driver and the window passenger... 50,000 paisa points
- If you look at this picture and you think this is a great idea for a transportation business, 50,000 paisa points
- If you look at the cobrador and you think: "Where did he get those shades?"...3000 paisa points
- If you rather ride on the blue truck on the right... you get 1500 paisa points
Paisa Shoes
- If you wear shoes 1 or 2 sizes bigger than yours. 1000 paisa points
- If you own 3 pairs of these paisa shoies. 1000 paisa points
- If your shoes look like boots. 1000 paisa points
- If you can scoop out potatoes with your shoes. 1000 paisa points
- If the celebrities that wear your shoes include Aladin and the Spanish group Locomia. 1000 paisa points
Paisa Cooler
If you actually think that putting a padlock on your cooler will prevent paisas from stealing your beer, you get another 1000 paisa points
If the screws to your padlock are expossed and can be open witha screw driver anyway... you get 2000 paisa points and 5000 retarded points.
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Monday, November 24, 2008
Paisa of the Day
Friday, November 21, 2008
Paisa Picture of the Day
Thursday, November 20, 2008
What are the Paisa Points?
- If you prefer orange Fanta over Sunkist, you get $100 paisa points
- If you have your city, state or country of origin written on the windshield of your car... you get $1,000 paisa points
- If at work you have a picture of a horse, a mule, a donkey or a rooster as your desktop background... you ge $2,000 paisa points
I hope you get the picture. In this blog we will gather pictures, stories and videos of paisa moments and hand out the proper paisa points. You can consider me your "Paisa Appraiser."