Paisa Shopping

• If you think that riding a wheel chair makes you a motorist... 1000 paisa points
• If you take your wheel chair to the drive thru... 5000 paisa points
• If you have a oxygen tank behind your wheel chair while on line at the drive thru... 5000 paisa points
• If you are smoking while on you oxygen tank... 11000 paisa points and 8000 stupid points
• If all you are buying is a small bottle of "Thunder Bird" ... 1000 paisa points
• If you never worked at a liquor store and you know what "Thunder Bird" is.... 4000 paisa points 10000 drunk points

Paisa Seafood

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• If you shape your hot dogs like octopuses.... 5000 paisa points
• If you eat hot dogs with your macaroni and cheese... 1000 paisa points
• If you are disappointed that go get your hot dogs and they are not shaped like octopuses... 1000 paisa points
• If you go to the supermarket and you ask for these kind of octopuses... 1000 paisa points
• If you just figured out that these are not really octopuses 10,000 paisa points