Paisa Costume

• If you use burned car oil to make your skin darker... 2000 paisa points
• If you use palm leaves to make your tribal skirt... 5000 paisa points
• If your weapon is a stick from a broom that your mother needs right now to clean the house... 3000 paisa points
• If at the end of the day your mother will beat you with a "Samurai" brand slipper for acting dumb and getting your picture taken doing so... 1000 paisa points and 5000 retarded points.
  

Dominican Paisa Bus

• If you fit 20 people in a van that was designed for 12...2000 paisa points
• If you use your van as a public transportation bus... 4000 paisa points
• If you use a "cobrador," a person who collects the fare for you... 1000 paisa points
• If the cobrador rides with most of his body outside the van... 7000 paisa points
• If you ride on this van ... 10,000 paisa points
• If you are sitting in the front, between the driver and the window passenger... 50,000 paisa points
• If you look at this picture and you think this is a great idea for a transportation business, 50,000 paisa points
• If you look at the cobrador and you think: "Where did he get those shades?"...3000 paisa points
• If you rather ride on the blue truck on the right... you get 1500 paisa points

Paisa Shoes

• If you wear shoes 1 or 2 sizes bigger than yours. 1000 paisa points
• If you own 3 pairs of these paisa shoies. 1000 paisa points
• If your shoes look like boots. 1000 paisa points
• If you can scoop out potatoes with your shoes. 1000 paisa points
• If the celebrities that wear your shoes include Aladin and the Spanish group Locomia. 1000 paisa points
  

Paisa Cooler

If you install a padlock oon your cooler, you get 1000 paisa points

If you actually think that putting a padlock on your cooler will prevent paisas from stealing your beer, you get another 1000 paisa points

If the screws to your padlock are expossed and can be open witha screw driver anyway... you get 2000 paisa points and 5000 retarded points.

Paisas playing Wii

If you pretend like boxing on the Wii is actual boxing, you get 1000 paisa points.

If you watch paisas playing Wii like it is an actual boxing match, you get 2000 paisa points.

Paisa of the Day

1. If you wear a Tommy Hilfiger shirt or a "Toño Hilfigaro" shirt you get 1500 paisa points
3. If your Tommy Hilfiger shir is too tight you ge 500 paisa points

If you look like McLovin from "Super Bad" you get 100 paisa points

Paisa Picture of the Day

If you work for the telephone company and you use a telephone cord that is connected to the wall to hold your door... you get 1000 paisa points

What are the Paisa Points?

We are handing out paisa points at work for people that acted like they were still living in their motherland. For example:

1. If you prefer orange Fanta over Sunkist, you get $100 paisa points


2. If you have your city, state or country of origin written on the windshield of your car... you get $1,000 paisa points


3. If at work you have a picture of a horse, a mule, a donkey or a rooster as your desktop background... you ge $2,000 paisa points

I hope you get the picture. In this blog we will gather pictures, stories and videos of paisa moments and hand out the proper paisa points. You can consider me your "Paisa Appraiser."