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Thursday, December 26, 2013

The Signs Will Make You More Paisa

The Signs Will Make You More Paisa

  • If you write a sign using something that looks like a magic marker, you get 5,000 paisa points
  • If you are selling a hotel without listing it, you get 1,000 paisa points
  • If you do not know how to write 12 million in your own native language, you get 10,000 paisa points
  • If you do not read your own sign, you get 5,000 paisa points
  • If the hotel you are selling is next to a house covered in metal fencing, you get 50,000 paisa points
  • If you correct your "magic marker" sign by adding a tiny "s" at the end of an already poorly spelled word, you get 50,000 paisa points.
  • Finally, if people read your sign and they think that you are selling your hotel for 2 sexual favors, you get 100,000 paisa points.
Total paisa points:  221,000

Stay tuned for next year's renewed page!!!